Alright, let’s get it overwith, I work in produce, and I’ve learned one thing. Coconuts kill about 150 people every year. The picture above is what most people’s perception of coconuts are, but where I work, they look a little like this.

Now I don’t know where the connection is, but I’ll find it.

Believe it or not, the first time I heard this song was when I was quite young. I was watching the Muppet Show and this clip came on. Ever since that moment, the song has stuck to me like glue, even though it is quite a simple song. The lyrics are the same with slight variations, and the production is as weird as hell. For some reason, I found myself picking up a copy of the album Nilsson Schmilsson when I was on vacation in California earlier this year, and now I love the album. I hear it was quite a popular song back in the day, so whatever mysterious power this song has, I’m not alone.